"I must have missed the moment when racism ended. I wonder
when it was? The time Ross dated Aisha Tyler on 'Friends?' Or when Keebler
added a black elf? Oh, I know. It must have been when they made slavery illegal
in Mississippi all the way back in ... four weeks ago." –Stephen Colbert
“Back in 1957 Mr. Strom Thurmond stood up there for 24 hours,
pausing only once to impregnate a black lady, so I’m not impressed.” –Bill
Maher
“Two key questions emerged from the dinner: 1) whether anything
can get done without the Repbulican leadership; and 2) why do John McCain and
Lindsey Graham always go to the bathroom in pairs. I’m just going to call them
McCainsey from now on.” –Bill Maher
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