"Thanks to Televangelists Pat Robertson and John Hagee, we
know that bad weather is always God's punishment for man's moral failings.
Hurricanes form from rising moisture created from hot, steamy man-action aboard
a gay Caribbean cruise." –Stephen Colbert
"A
recent poll found that 58% of Americans now think it should be legal for gays
and lesbians to get married. And the other 42% object only because they don't
want to go to another goddamn wedding." –Stephen Colbert
"The
Supreme Court heard arguments on the constitutionality of same-sex marriage. It
could be a major blow for those who believe that marriage should be between two
bitterly and eventually overweight people of the opposite sex." –Jimmy
Kimmel
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