"In his
first interview since losing the election, Mitt Romney says it kills
him to not be in the White House. He said he'll always think of it as the one
house he couldn't buy." –Conan O'Brien
“Obama's sci-fi flub should be the GOP's gain. After
all, Republicans and nerds have so much in common. They both live in fantasy
worlds, and have no idea how to relate to women. And, Senate Majority Leader
Mitch McConnell bears a striking resemblance to Admiral Ackbar.” –Stephen Colbert on
Obama's "Jedi mind-meld" gaffe
"If you
need more proof that the president is no friend of Israel, just do the math.
Back in 2007, President Bush supported Israel with $2.3 billion in foreign
military aid. This year, President Obama wants to
bring that down to just $3.1 billion. I know it looks like it's going up, but
remember: in Hebrew you read charts from right to left." –Stephen Colbert
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