He had it hidden next to his tax returns

"Mitt Romney kept his selection of Ryan as his VP nominee secret for more than a week. You know how he was able to keep it secret? He had it hidden next to his tax returns." –Jay Leno 



"Paul Ryan is full of excitement, he's drawing big crowds. The only thing holding Paul Ryan back now according to political experts is Mitt Romney." –David Letterman 



"Have you seen these guys, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan? They look like father and son dentists." –David Letterman



John Hulse painting