"The cellist Yo-Yo Ma was at the White House. It's the first yoyo we've had in the White House since George W. Bush." –David Letterman
"Dick Cheney says he may need a heart transplant. The doctors discovered the problem during Cheney's annual autopsy." –David Letterman
"On the other hand, George W. Bush is still waiting on his brain transplant." –David Letterman
No comments:
Post a Comment