These experts have been described as "single" (Paul Revere's outhouse)

In Boston, experts believe they have found Paul Revere's outhouse and they say they are excited to examine his fecal matter. These experts have been described as "single." –Conan O’Brien

Trump announced he will visit Puerto Rico next Tuesday and survey the storm damage. However, Trump may have to cancel depending on what happens on Monday Night Football. –Conan O’Brien

     

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Trump's complaints about the NFL were based on the movie "Rudy"

It's been revealed that a tweet President Trump sent out yesterday about Iran testing a ballistic missile was based on old news footage. Even worse, most of Trump's complaints about the NFL were based on the movie "Rudy." –Conan O’Brien

An employee for the Buffalo Bills quit after the entire team took a knee during the national anthem on Sunday. Meanwhile, an employee for the Los Angeles Chargers quit after watching them play on Sunday. –Conan O’Brien

     

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You wanna say that to my face?? (It's very wet)

Donald Trump said he's not preoccupied by his feud with the NFL, adding "All I do is work." Which would've been great if he hadn't said that from a Brookstone massage chair. –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that while discussing Puerto Rico, Trump said the Atlantic is "a very big ocean." Trump always sounds like he forgot about a class presentation and is just up there winging it. "The Atlantic is a very big ocean. A lot of people didn't know how big it was. It's one of the top five big oceans out there. It's very wet." –Jimmy Fallon

A new study says that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier. When they heard that, new moms were like, "You wanna say that to my face??" –Jimmy Fallon

     

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Well neither did I, and I still won! (I gotta take a knee for this)

The big story is that for the third straight time, Senate Republicans failed to repeal Obamacare, because they didn't have the votes. Trump was like, "Well neither did I, and I still won!" –Jimmy Fallon

Actually, when he heard the GOP healthcare bill failed AGAIN, Trump said, "You won't believe it, but I think I gotta take a knee for this." –Jimmy Fallon

     

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The Beatles - Help! (Live At The Ed Sullivan Show 1965)

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How 'bout Salma Hayek? (half as deadly as their toys)

"Speaking of politics, Hillary has a big lead in the Democratic race for president. Political insiders are speculating that if Hillary Clinton wins the nomination, she may choose a Hispanic running mate. When he heard about this, Bill Clinton yelled, 'How 'bout Salma Hayek?'" --Conan O'Brien

"The Iraqi government has ordered $100 million worth of weapons made in China. An Iraqi official said, 'We're hoping China makes weapons that are half as deadly as their toys.'" --Conan O'Brien

    

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Emma Vigeland: Bernie Sanders vs. Lindsey Graham: CNN’s Healthcare Debate

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