It's nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs (Don’t Worry I Was Adopted)

"I had an amazing experience in Cuba. The people there are

fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in

front of all of you capitalist pigs."-Conan O'Brien

Despite Jeb Bush’s poor campaign, some analysts are already

talking about the political rise of his son, George P. Bush. George

P. Bush has already got his campaign slogan: "Don’t Worry I

Was Adopted." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Long story short: She adopted him (Well, then you’re all set)

"Today, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Long story short: She adopted him." –Conan O'Brien

Today, Donald Trump got the endorsement of Sarah Palin. When he heard, John McCain said, "Well, then you’re all set." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bush introduced the world to the new U.S. President, Sanje Rashnee

"This week President Bush made a surprise visit to Afghanistan. The president said he heard it was a good place for an embattled leader to disappear into the mountains." --Tina Fey

"President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs."--Tina Fey

"President Bush is so in favor of outsourcing that he introduced the world to the new U.S. President, Sanje Rashnee." --Tina Fey

"This week President Bush's approval rating hit an all-time low of 34%. To improve this rating, the administration is going to adopt an adorable and precocious little black kid." --Amy Poehler