"San Francisco is terrific. It's a unique place. It's the only city in the world where marijuana is legal, but plastic bags are not. Everyone here is so nice and welcoming. Even Mayor Gavin Newsom sent me flowers. When I tried to thank him, he said, 'They're for your wife.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Congress has finally passed a bill that requires troops to start leaving Iraq. Bush has not had a challenge like this since Laura poured his Wild Turkey down the toilet." --Bill Maher
"Bush is furious about this. He said, 'We have come this far, it is no time to get rational.'" --Bill Maher
"The other bombshell coming out this week is former CIA director George Tenet has a new book where he says there was no serious debate within the administration about going into Iraq. It will hit the stores on Monday, under the title 'No S**t.'" --Bill Maher
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
