The grand thieves are running the country (a bus ticket to Detroit)

"President Obama just announced he's considering transferring prisoners from Guantanamo Bay to Michigan. The idea is to scare the prisoners into revealing information about terror plots by showing them a bus ticket to Detroit." --Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday, Senator John McCain announced he's going to vote against the confirmation of Sonia Sotomayor. However, McCain did say he thought she was great in 'West Side Story.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The Pentagon's concerned that Facebook could pose a security risk to U.S. military personnel. Yeah, because apparently, there's no telling what al Qaeda could do if it knows what a soldier's five favorite romantic comedies are." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He didn't realize FU does not meant Florida University (year's supply of turtle wax)

"Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed that $5,000 be given to every baby in America at birth. Every baby would get a $5,000 bond. And today, Barack Obama topped that with $6,000 and a year's supply of turtle wax." --Jay Leno

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahma-nut job said he thinks his speech at Columbia University was a huge success, and he thinks the American people thought so too. He said a number of Americans told him they want him to speak at Florida University. See, something got lost in the translation. Apparently, he didn't realize FU does not meant Florida University." --Jay Leno

     

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