President Trump
gave his first speech to a joint session of Congress last night, and good news,
everybody, he’s normal now! So our work here is done. When you tune in tomorrow
night, this will be a cooking show. –Seth Meyers
President Trump
last night announced the creation of a department called “VOICE,” which will
deal specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to
be confused with “The Voice,” which deals with crimes against music committed
by teenagers. –Seth Meyers
Chocolate maker
Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by about 15
percent. That’s right, for the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people
for Lent. –Seth Meyers
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