It's not about the money, it's about the memory foam we made along the way (Pence was so embarrassed he turned clear)

January 2023

“Today, the nominations were announced for the 95th Academy Awards. Leading the way with 11 nominations is the movie "Everything Everywhere All at Once.” It's a film about all the places they found President Biden's classified documents.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But this is cool -- Guillermo del Toro's “Pinocchio" picked up two nominations. Best Animated Film and Best Documentary About George Santos.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some political news -- you're not gonna believe this, but a dozen classified documents were just found at Mike Pence's house in Indiana. The craziest part about these documents that were found, they were found stuffed between a dozen Wu-Tang albums. When the news broke, Pence was so embarrassed he turned clear.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, Pence brought the documents home when he blacked out during a 3:00 a.m. milk binge.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some business news -- the former C.E.O. of Dollar General is going to be the new C.E.O. of Dollar Tree. I have a feeling he's not even gonna bother telling his family he switched jobs.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more business news -- I heard that mattress maker Serta Simmons just filed for bankruptcy. The head of the company is like, "It's not about the money, it's about the memory foam we made along the way.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

For Donald Trump they had to invent a new scale (The Bottomless Pinocchio)

The Washington Post fact checkers are changing their policy. It used to be that when a politician would lie, The Post would judge the lie on a scale of one to four Pinocchio’s. But Trump is such a prolific liar, they’ve had to introduce a new level: The Bottomless Pinocchio. 

To qualify for this Bottomless Pinocchio rating, “The claims must have received three or four Pinocchio’s from the fact checker, and they must have been repeated at least 20 times.” 

But so far The Post has not identified any other current elected official who meets the standard other than Trump. Well, that’s quite a distinction. For Donald Trump they had to invent a new scale. Just like the one at the White House that only goes to 239 pounds. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”