It’s just a little less money than he’s given to veterans of his affairs (Elementary Yiddish)

According to The New York Times, a TV show featuring Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti and former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci was recently pitched to two cable networks. The show is called “The Very Good Lawyer and Anthony Scaramucci.” --Seth Meyers

The White House announced today that President Trump would donate his first quarter’s salary to the Department of Veterans Affairs. It’s just a little less money than he’s given to veterans of his affairs. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

OK, there are way too many characters (Ohhhh, boy! Oy)

It came out that Trump’s lawyer may have paid off Stormy Daniels using money he got from the Russians. When Rudy Giuliani heard that, he was like, “Ohhhh, boy! Oy.” --Jimmy Fallon

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer, Michael Avenatti, says Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen might have gotten Stormy’s hush money from a Russian businessman. Even the Avengers are like, “OK, there are way too many characters.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

no matter how many times he clears his browser history (raw cleavage footage)

The darned Stormy Daniels scandal just will not go away for Donald Trump — no matter how many times he clears his browser history. --Stephen Colbert

Huge developments yesterday, when Stormy Daniels' attorney Michael Avenatti, filed a motion seeking to depose President Donald Trump and his lawyer Michael Cohen. Avenatti says that he "Intends to prove that the hush agreement did not have a lawful object or purpose." Oh, how dare you? Of course this agreement has a lawful purpose! It has given Anderson Cooper hundreds of hours of Stormy Daniels raw cleavage footage. --Stephen Colbert

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html