the apple doesn't fall far from the guy who stole a bunch of apples (that's really getting me through this)

But then late Sunday morning, Bob Corker gave an interview and he said it concerned him that Donald Trump runs the White House “like he’s doing ‘The Apprentice.’” Again, not entirely accurate. On “The Apprentice” only one person got fired per week. –James Corden

An article published today revealed that Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. were nearly indicted for fraud back in 2012 for misleading investors. You know what they say — the apple doesn't fall far from the guy who stole a bunch of apples. –James Corden

Now the thing with these tweets is somehow these tweets imply that the tax reform plans would help hurricane victims. And how would that ever possibly help? People would be like, "Hey, did your house make it through the flooding? No. But luckily the CEO of the company I work for is getting a massive tax cut and that's really getting me through this." –James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Full name: Reagan I Love Reagan Obama (Poprah)

"The huge political news over the weekend was that Barack Obama won the South Carolina primary. You got to give it up for the guy. He won despite persistent rumors that I helped spread that he had fathered a black child, and named that child Reagan. Full name: Reagan I Love Reagan Obama." --Stephen Colbert

"Today, more huge news for Barack Obama, as Patrick, Caroline and Ted Kennedy declared their endorsement for president. Ted Kennedy, of course, called the lion of the Senate, because he can pull down and devour a zebra. The big question is, why would the Kennedys do this? Why would they go all out for Obama? Well, they're saying it's because Obama reminds them of JFK. Let me just say something. I'm going to be very clear. I've never been a fan of JFK, but there is one aspect that I did admire about President Kennedy, and that was in times of crisis, he took counsel from his brother and direct orders from the Pope. Catholics know that. We just didn't tell you people. And the reason why Obama, I think, is just like Kennedy is 'cause he, too, will take orders from a higher power -- Oprah. Or, as I call her, the 'Poprah.' Copyright Stephen Colbert." --Stephen Colbert