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Sunday, March 10, 2019

Batman turns 80 years old this month (Rat Orgy, Delaware)

Queen Elizabeth has posted her first ever picture on Instagram. Finally a chance for commoners to directly tell the queen, “Show feet.” --Colin Jost, SNL
A new survey lists the best city to live in in America is Boise, Idaho. While the worst city was once again Rat Orgy, Delaware. --Colin Jost, SNL
Batman turns 80 years old this month which explains his new arch nemesis, Jamaican nurse. --Colin Jost, SNL
It was reported that President Trump watched the Super Bowl at Mar-a-Lago with  Li Yang, the woman who founded the chain of Asian Day Spas where Patriots owner Robert Kraft allegedly solicited a prostitute. First of all, what a time to be alive, huh? Second, you know that Trump spent all their time together trying to convince her to give up North Korea’s nuclear weapons. --Colin Jost, SNL
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”