It must have been when they made slavery illegal in Mississippi (and then the snowstorm hit)

March 2013

"A major snowstorm has hit the East Coast. In Washington, D.C., everything ground to a halt – and then the snowstorm hit." –Conan O'Brien

"Due to budget cuts, all tours of the White House have been canceled indefinitely. When he heard, Joe Biden said, 'Now I'll never see it.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Today Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell released a Harlem Shake video. So just when you think a trend is dead, it's made cool again by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell." –Conan O'Brien

"Former president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, died yesterday. The people of Venezuela aren't sure who'll replace Hugo Chavez. CBS suggested Ashton Kutcher." –Craig Ferguson

"I must have missed the moment when racism ended. I wonder when it was? The time Ross dated Aisha Tyler on 'Friends?' Or when Keebler added a black elf? Oh, I know. It must have been when they made slavery illegal in Mississippi all the way back in ... four weeks ago." –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Republicans wanted every polling place to be at a yacht club (OK, I think I’m ready for my riddle)

June 2021

“The Senate voted yesterday to block the For the People voting rights bill, but not until they got their voting paperwork in order. Let’s see, I got my license, passport, tax returns, high school yearbook. OK, I think I’m ready for my riddle.” — Seth Meyers

“Senate Republicans haven’t been this happy since Kenny G started touring again.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, Democrats wanted things like automatic voter registration and Election Day to be a national holiday, while Republicans wanted every polling place to be at a yacht club.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Republican Senator Mike Lee said in an interview yesterday with Fox News host Sean Hannity that the For the People voting rights act was, quote, ‘written in hell by the devil himself,’ which is also what it says on the poster for ‘F9.’” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

a lifetime supply of Tampa’s legendary Hepatitis B (I like that attitude said his cellmate)

February 2021

Tomorrow the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will compete in Super Bowl 55. The mayors of each city have made a fun bet on the game, pitting 50 pounds of Kansas City’s famous barbecue versus a lifetime supply of Tampa’s legendary Hepatitis B. —Michael Che

A Wisconsin man who was sentenced to 14 years for robbing a bank said he did it because he wanted to try something new. I like that attitude said his cellmate. —Michael Che

A video went viral this week of workers and customers in a Florida supermarket not wearing masks. But masks are a lot to ask in a place where the dress code is typically flip-flops and one titty out. —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”