This
Powerball drawing is tomorrow night. The pot is up to $1.5 billion — a record,
almost triple the previous jackpot. To put that in perspective, $1.5 billion is
almost half of Oprah. –Jimmy Kimmel
The
84-year-old media mogul Rupert Murdoch this week proposed to 59-year-old former
model Jerry Hall. Hall said yes because she didn’t feel like standing in line
for Powerball tickets. –Seth Meyers
In
the lead-up to tonight’s State of the Union address, House Speaker Paul Ryan
accused President Obama of plotting to set verbal traps for Republicans.
Responded Obama, "Losersayswhat?" –Seth Meyers
According
to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with
same-sex partners. Said men, “What channel is CDC?” –Seth Meyers
McDonald’s
is trying out a new concept restaurant in Hong Kong called McDonald’s Next,
which features a 19-item salad bar including quinoa. It’s sure to have
customers saying, “I’ll have a Big Mac." –Seth Meyers
