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Sunday, March 14, 2021

Operation wink, nod, and look the other way (So at least somebody is doing well in this economy)


May 2012

"President Obama released his financial disclosure statement today. It turns out he is now worth over $10 million. So at least somebody is doing well in this economy." –Jay Leno


"The Justice Department has launched a probe into JPMorgan's $2.3 billion loss. I believe it's called 'Operation wink, nod, and look the other way.'" –Jay Leno 


"President Obama is calling for more government reform after JPMorgan's $2 billion loss. Really, is that what we need — the government stepping in? You know what's going to happen? The government's going to teach them how to lose $2 billion a DAY!" –Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 


 

Friday, February 8, 2019

His gift of free energy for all (the guy who thinks science is a Chinese hoax)


Trump made a lot of promises last night but they're not very credible because you know, it's him. For example, he made a promise to eradicate HIV in America by 2030. Donald Trump, “My budget will ask Democrats and Republicans to make the needed commitment to eliminate the HIV epidemic in the United States within ten years.” Great if there's one person who's cut out to fight disease it's the guy who thinks science is a Chinese hoax. And curing HIV is a worthy goal, it might be a more achievable goal if Trump hadn't fired his entire hiv/aids advisory panel with no explanation, diverted funds from HIV AIDS services to cover the increased costs of baby cages, stopped a study that was researching a cure and repeatedly rolled back protections for LGBTQ people who are disproportionately affected by HIV. --Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”