He barely has time to buy and sell urine on Craigslist (but somehow, it’s even more full of crap)

November 2020

“President Trump retweeted Randy Quaid five times yesterday. Quaid, of course, is most famous for trying to erect a Randy Quaid museum, or claiming he’s on the run from a celebrity-killing organization called the Hollywood Star Whackers, or showing up in court wearing a sheriff’s badge, or posting disturbing sex tapes in which he and his wife are having intercourse below a picture of Rupert Murdoch. Obviously, Randy’s a busy guy — barely has time to buy and sell urine on Craigslist.” — Stephen Colbert

“So, a crazy guy retweeted another crazy guy performing the first crazy guy’s crazy tweet. It’s like watching two toddlers try to change each other’s diapers, but somehow, it’s even more full of crap.” — Stephen Colbert

“The only person listening to Randy Quaid is his therapist, which, unfortunately, is an old boot he put a hat on.” — Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Randy Quaid makes Gary Busey look like Dr. Fauci (our president retweeted that person five times today)

November 2020

“In the first appearance, the president held an impromptu news conference where he took credit for the stock market’s success. In the next, he pardoned a turkey named Corn. And yet, he still had time to retweet several of the actor Randy Quaid’s Twitter posts, including one that featured a video of Quaid dramatizing one of Trump’s tweets about Fox News. For those who remember Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie from the ‘Vacation’ movies, he has a long list of accomplishments outside acting: He’s been arrested a few times, he tried to get asylum in Canada, he believes there’s a group called the Hollywood Star Whackers that is plotting to kill him — and our president retweeted that person five times today.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Let’s just say Randy Quaid makes Gary Busey look like Dr. Fauci.” — Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”