“President Trump retweeted Randy Quaid five times yesterday. Quaid, of course, is most famous for trying to erect a Randy Quaid museum, or claiming he’s on the run from a celebrity-killing organization called the Hollywood Star Whackers, or showing up in court wearing a sheriff’s badge, or posting disturbing sex tapes in which he and his wife are having intercourse below a picture of Rupert Murdoch. Obviously, Randy’s a busy guy — barely has time to buy and sell urine on Craigslist.” — Stephen Colbert
“So, a crazy guy retweeted another crazy guy performing the first crazy guy’s crazy tweet. It’s like watching two toddlers try to change each other’s diapers, but somehow, it’s even more full of crap.” — Stephen Colbert
“The only person listening to Randy Quaid is his therapist, which, unfortunately, is an old boot he put a hat on.” — Stephen Colbert
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