I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun (super gonorrhea)

President Trump canceled his summit with Kim Jong Un, saying it’s because of Kim’s "open hostility." Trump said, "I will not tolerate hostility from a fat-faced little Rocket Man." --Conan O’Brien

Doctors are now warning about the spread of something they are calling "super gonorrhea." It’s hard to believe that now the cool thing to say to a woman in a bar is, “It’s OK, I only have regular gonorrhea." --Conan O’Brien

A new report says that the U.S. military is running out of bombs. As of now, the Pentagon is down to 100 bunker busters and six copies of "The Emoji Movie." --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Two out of five Americans are going, “Great job, man, you’re nailing it." (emotional roller coaster)

Saturday will mark the anniversary of President Trump’s first year in office, and he’s wrapping it up on a bit of a low note. According to Gallup, Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any first-year president, 39%. Which still seems high to me. Two out of five Americans are going, “Great job, man, you’re nailing it. Let’s go watch ‘The Emoji Movie’ again, I loved that too.” --Jimmy Kimmel

To put that number, 39%, in perspective, a Muslim socialist president who was born in Kenya left office with an approval rating of 58%. --Jimmy Kimmel

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

a long time ago there used to be something called “racism.” (break it down for you young people)

Congress is questioning Twitter about allowing extremists on their site. In response, Twitter said, “We have to, he’s the president.” --Conan O’Brien

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Just to break it down for you young people, a long time ago there used to be something called “racism.” --Conan O’Brien

Saudi Arabia has lifted a 35-year ban on movie theaters, and the first movie to screen publicly was “The Emoji Movie.” So the ban is back on. --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html