Things
are really heating up between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Hillary gave a
speech yesterday attacking Trump, and then today, Trump gave a counter-speech
attacking Hillary. Which means 2016 will always be remembered as the election
of "Shut up" — "No, you shut up." –Jimmy Fallon
Hillary
gave this speech about Trump yesterday and said, quote, "He's written a
lot of books about business, but they all seem to end at Chapter 11." Then
Bernie Sanders said, "Even I felt that burn!" –Jimmy Fallon
I
read that 62% of Colorado high school students say that they had never used
marijuana. Which raises the question, how stoned were the high school students
who admitted to smoking marijuana? –Jimmy Fallon
