You don’t have to tell her 16 times (half Jason and half lemonade)

On Super Tuesday President Biden lost the Democratic caucuses in American Samoa to Jason Palmer, ‘a previously’ little-known long-shot challenger, according to Axios. Yes previously little known, also currently little known. I myself just recently learned that a Jason Palmer is half Jason and half lemonade. —Stephen Colbert

“Presidential candidate Nikki Haley announced today that she is ending her campaign for the Republican nomination. Well, she’s a reasonable person. You don’t have to tell her 16 times.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They said it couldn’t be done but we did it (nationally televised atomic wedgie)

“[As Michael Bloomberg] That’s right. We spent half a billion dollars to absolutely eat [expletive]. They said it couldn’t be done but we did it.” —Trevor Noah

“He spent $500 million and the only place he won was American Samoa. It would have been cheaper for him to just buy American Samoa.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Bloomberg spent half a billion dollars and all he got was a nationally televised atomic wedgie from Elizabeth Warren in the debates.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”