You don’t have to tell her 16 times (half Jason and half lemonade)

On Super Tuesday President Biden lost the Democratic caucuses in American Samoa to Jason Palmer, ‘a previously’ little-known long-shot challenger, according to Axios. Yes previously little known, also currently little known. I myself just recently learned that a Jason Palmer is half Jason and half lemonade. —Stephen Colbert

“Presidential candidate Nikki Haley announced today that she is ending her campaign for the Republican nomination. Well, she’s a reasonable person. You don’t have to tell her 16 times.” —Seth Meyers

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