Just to be clear, you guys can see him, too, right? (4,000 gallons of fake blood)

I'm very excited about this. There's another new episode of "Game of Thrones" this weekend. I read that the show set a record by using 4,000 gallons of fake blood. Even crazier, the previous record holder? "Golden Girls." -Really? --Jimmy Fallon

You guys, today was the White House Easter egg roll. Of course the President made an appearance alongside the Easter bunny. Trump was like, "Just to be clear, you guys can see him, too, right? I've been doing this job too long." --Jimmy Fallon

Have you been following this? Trump had to fill a spot on the Federal Reserve board and said he wanted Herman Cain. He's the former presidential candidate and pizza CEO. But today Cain withdrew his name from consideration. In response, Trump was like, "In that case, give me my second choice, Papa John. Is Little Caesar old enough?” --Jimmy Fallon

Oh, this is nice. I saw that Queen Elizabeth turned 93 years old yesterday. To celebrate, there was a special Easter church service. But the Queen was like, "I already did all my celebrating on 4/20." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Trump says the same thing every time Rudy Giuliani goes on TV (Dad, you're embarrassing me)

Around 11:00 A.M., the actual Mueller report was released, and the details started to come out. And get this -- it includes a story about what Trump said when he first heard that Robert Mueller was going to investigate him. This is real. He said, "Oh, my God, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I'm F*cked." Keep in mind, Trump says the same thing every time Rudy Giuliani goes on TV. --Jimmy Fallon

I read about a man in Florida who broke into a little league concession stand and stole hot dogs and cash, all while being completely naked. Meanwhile, one kid in the field is like, "Dad, you're embarrassing me." --Jimmy Fallon

I read that, on 4/20, there are actually fewer car accidents than there are on other holidays. Mostly 'cause it's hard to get into a car accident when you're driving three miles per hour. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

this has been a huge week for eating candy and rolling stuff (a skunk the size of Godzilla)

In case you either don't know or are too high to remember, it’s 4/20. I don't know if this is a thing for the whole country, but it's a big deal around these parts. The whole state smells like it ran over a skunk the size of Godzilla. –Jimmy Kimmel

People really get into the spirit here. Here's the thing: The truth is, if you're celebrating 4/20 today, chances are you were celebrating it yesterday. And the day before that too. –Jimmy Kimmel

Between Easter and 4/20, this has been a huge week for eating candy and rolling stuff. –Jimmy Kimmel

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The dinner was interrupted when an episode of "Cops" broke out (Bon Voyage!)

Sarah Palin visited the White House last night along with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. All three expressed their regrets that Honey Boo Boo couldn't make it. –Conan O’Brien

Last night, Donald Trump hosted a dinner at the White House that was attended by Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock. The dinner was interrupted when an episode of "Cops" broke out. –Conan O’Brien

Today is 4/20. 4/20 is that special day of the year when everyone who smokes pot continues to smoke pot. –Conan O’Brien

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Well, screw the money. Just give us the weed (The redneck Holy Trinity)

In honor of 4/20, Ben and Jerry's introduced a new menu item that's an ice cream waffle cone taco with fudge called a "Choloco." Or as stoners put it, "You had us at ice cream . . . And then you had us at waffle and then cone and then taco!" –Jimmy Fallon

 Legal marijuana in South Dakota could help boost funding for teachers. And teachers said, "Well, screw the money. Just give us the weed." –Jimmy Fallon

Last night, Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock met with Trump in the Oval Office — or as they're more commonly known, "The redneck Holy Trinity." –Jimmy Fallon

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