Trump says the same thing every time Rudy Giuliani goes on TV (Dad, you're embarrassing me)

Around 11:00 A.M., the actual Mueller report was released, and the details started to come out. And get this -- it includes a story about what Trump said when he first heard that Robert Mueller was going to investigate him. This is real. He said, "Oh, my God, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I'm F*cked." Keep in mind, Trump says the same thing every time Rudy Giuliani goes on TV. --Jimmy Fallon

I read about a man in Florida who broke into a little league concession stand and stole hot dogs and cash, all while being completely naked. Meanwhile, one kid in the field is like, "Dad, you're embarrassing me." --Jimmy Fallon

I read that, on 4/20, there are actually fewer car accidents than there are on other holidays. Mostly 'cause it's hard to get into a car accident when you're driving three miles per hour. --Jimmy Fallon

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