The only catch is the money must be spent at the Mar-a-Lago gift shop (the best use of our military)

During his keynote speech at the G.O.P. midterm convention in Dallas on Wednesday, President Trump promised that he would give every American $5,000 if Republicans retained control of both the House and Senate in the upcoming elections. Now, I know that sounds like a bribe. In Trump’s defense, he’s never going to pay us, so technically it’s not a bribe. —Jimmy Fallon

“$5,000 for everyone. The only catch is the money must be spent at the Mar-a-Lago gift shop.” — Jimmy Fallon

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”