What if soccer had less soccer? (call off work bestie, we need you to solve a m*rder)

The World Cup final is this Sunday and will now feature a halftime show because somewhere an American consultant asked, "What if soccer had less soccer?” —Joe Mackey    

Just 24 hours after proposing it, President Trump withdrew his 20% toll on cargo passing through the straight of Hormuz. Though, for some reason, shippers still have to pay a 20% fee to Ticket Master. —Joe Mackey 

In a recent interview, Keith Richards called America a bit of a disappointment at the moment, leaving many people concerned that he's having trouble finding drugs. —Joe Mackey 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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