In Paul’s defense he was running late for Happy Hour (making the Klingons pay for it)

Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul is facing hit-and-run charges after crashing into a parked car and driving away. The impact was so violent Paul spilled his martini. —Tyrus 

The impact was so violent Paul lost all feeling in his face, just like Nancy. In Paul’s defense he was running late for Happy Hour. —Tyrus 

A former Elizabeth Warren staff member attended the Ayatollah’s funeral calling him one of the greatest leaders of her lifetime, which must show you how bad it is to work for Elizabeth Warren. —Tyrus 

There’s a secret tape of an invasion watch of 1952 Washington insiders that could be released soon. Trump responded by proposing a shield around the earth and making the Klingons pay for it. —Tyrus

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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