That tells you everything you need to know (They're literally holding a straight)

 

Today the United States held peace negotiations with Iran. But then, just an hour ago, President Trump posted, "If Iran doesn't agree to peace, the greatest military of all time, ours, will "f" Iran right up their Strait of Hormuz. Asalam alaykum, you crazy bastards." Now, I completely made that up. But isn't it kind of disturbing that you all totally believed that he had posted that? President Trump did genuinely issue a post threatening to destroy Iran's entire civilization and then ended with the phrase "praise be to Allah.” And I know that almost makes Trump sound like he is a radical terrorist. But remember, Trump has already been to a paradise with 72 virgins. —Colin Jost    

Before the peace talks fell apart, President Trump warned Iran about making any more demands, saying, "The Iranians don't seem to realize they have no cards." They're literally holding a “straight." —Colin Jost

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