It's time times like these that make me glad I'm already **** (a well informed examination)

Daryl Sheets, a star of the TV show Storage Wars, has died. Oh, Daryl. His last words. We'll get your locker right open, Mrs. Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld

The White House Correspondents Association dinner erupted in chaos after a crazed gunman rushed to the security checkpoint and opened fire. The man was immediately grabbed, tackled to the ground, and offered his own prime time show on CNN. Good news though, Nancy Pelosi was safe as she was wearing a bulletproof face. When reached for comment, Joe Biden said, "It's time times like these that make me glad I'm already dead.” —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”