My estate better make sure that the Jonas Brothers are banned from my funeral (they should come over later)

 

Starting in December, eligible men aged 18 to 25 will automatically be registered for the draft. As for women aged 18 to 25, they should come over later. —Greg Gutfeld        

Two women in Mexico were filmed fighting over a coffin after reportedly learning that they both dated the deceased man. Well, that reminds me. My estate better make sure that the Jonas Brothers are banned from my funeral. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.”