Ooh, he’s so close to getting it (I’m sorry, I only read English, not wingdings)

President Trump gave a speech yesterday and said, “We’re not going to assume we have competent presidents, we’re gonna assume we have incompetent ones.”  Ooh, he’s so close to getting it. Just for the sake of argument, we have to consider that some day we might have the dumbest man alive as president. —Stephen Colbert

The conflict in the Middle East has had severe knock-on effects on the supply chain, with reports that we are amid the largest ever oil disruption. Tankers in the Persian Gulf and strait of Hormuz have burst into flames after coming under attack. Turns out you can’t just stir up historic levels of trouble and just be done with it. [Colbert as Trump]“Look, we opened a cursed mummy’s tomb, we took what we wanted and now we’re going to live happily ever after. They tell me there’s a sign up on the wall that says: ‘Eternal suffering to all who defile my resting place.’ I’m sorry, I only read English, not wingdings.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”