Give us a million bucks — you’re in (and a presidential pardon for one major crime of your choosing)

The government has begun accepting applications for what President Trump calls the Trump Gold Card, an expedited visa for foreigners who pay $1 million or more. For a million bucks you get legal visitor status, you get a pathway to citizenship and a presidential pardon for one major crime of your choosing. — Jimmy Kimmel

“Might be time to update that inscription on the Statue of Liberty: ‘Never mind your poor and tired. Give us a million bucks — you’re in.’” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”