Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press event on Monday where they promoted their idea to develop fitness stations at American airports. You think people want to work out in transit at the airport? Everyone at the airport is already exhausted from traveling, all right? We can’t even walk to the gate. They had to invent floors that walk for us. — Ronny Chieng
“It was so cold in New York City this morning walking to work, I saw a Wall Street stockbroker spooning with Zohran Mamdani.” — Jimmy Fallon
“It was the kind of weather today that makes you wish you were someplace tropical, like on a boat in the Caribbean, but not near Venezuela.” — Stephen Colbert
“Yeah, at first when Trump heard it dipped into the teens, he was like, ‘What Epstein file did they release now?’” — Jimmy Fallon
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