He hasn’t been this happy since the day before Eric was born (stacking toads)

On Friday, President Trump received the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize after years of campaigning unsuccessfully for the Nobel Peace Prize. Might seem like an odd combination, but I think it’s appropriate because when you think peaceful, you think soccer fans.” — Stephen Colbert

“So they did something — you could call it genius and you might be right. They tapped into his disappointment from not winning the Nobel Peace Prize and created their own peace prize, the FIFA Peace Prize, which is like if NASCAR started handing out Peabody awards. It means nothing.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“I have to say Trump was so pleased. He hasn’t been this happy since the day before Eric was born.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”