The working poor are the major philanthropists of our society (Wait, Wait, Don’t Eat Me)

Disney theme parks have introduced a new Lightning Lane ticket that allows people to skip lines for almost $500 a person. Nice try Disney, but I'm sticking with my trusty wheelchair. —Colin Jost     

Actor Armie Hammer is launching a new podcast aimed at rehabilitating his image after accusations of cannibalism, so be sure to check out Armie Hammer on Wait, Wait, Don’t - Eat Me. —Colin Jost    

Kamala Harris made the closing arguments in her campaign, delivering a speech with the white House in the background. And if you zoom in real close, you can see Joe Biden tied up inside. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”