come January, our national bird might be the Kentucky Fried Chicken (you could’ve knocked me over with a shotgun to the face)

Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump will meet for their only scheduled debate on Tuesday night. Of course, both candidates are very busy with last-minute preparations. Right now, Trump is trying to decide which shade of bronzer: jack-o’-lantern orange or burned corn on the cob? — Jimmy Fallon

“There’s a lot riding on this. If Kamala doesn’t do well, you know, come January, our national bird might be the Kentucky Fried Chicken.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump, of course, is claiming that the debate is rigged against him, even though it hasn’t happened yet. Over the weekend, he announced that no boxes or artificial lifts will be allowed for Kamala — who is 5-foot-4 — to stand on because he says, ‘It would be a form of cheating, and the Democrats cheat enough.’ That’s right. You know, cheating is only allowed when it comes to wives, taxes and every round of golf that he’s ever played.” — Jimmy Kimmel

And in other news, former vice-president Dick Cheney said he will vote for Kamala Harris. Well, I’ll be. When I heard that news, you could’ve knocked me over with a shotgun to the face. —Stephen Colbert

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