I mean, obviously, there’s no guarantee I’ll be arrested, but it’s an honor just to be nominated (I just want you to know, I voted for you)

An article in Rolling Stone said that while Donald Trump was president, he tried to persuade Justice Department officials to use campaign finance laws and equal-time broadcast regulations to rule that anti-Trump jokes on late-night shows were illegal. Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel were among those on Trump’s list of targets. Finally, I made an enemies list! I mean, obviously, there’s no guarantee I’ll be arrested, but it’s an honor just to be nominated. —Stephen Colbert

“I’m now imagining me and all the other late-night hosts in prison together like the mobsters in ‘Goodfellas.’ I’m stirring the sauce, Colbert’s slicing the garlic with a razor blade.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“No doubt it’ll all be decided this weekend in Los Angeles — whoever wins the Emmy for best talk show will be sent to a camp: ‘And the gulag goes to …’ So, to my old colleague Jon Stewart, I just want you to know, I voted for you.” — Stephen Colbert

“How would this work for Jon Stewart? Would he only go to jail on Mondays?” — Jimmy Kimmel

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