because you’ll remember, under his administration, this country had historically low rates of Diggity (bacon cheese fries)

Donald Trump returned to X, formerly Twitter, for an interview with its CEO, Elon Musk. Trump has only posted once on the platform since he was banned on 8 January 2021, in the wake of the Capitol attack. Due to some hilarious technical difficulties with the live stream, the interview began nearly 40 minutes late. I’m sorry, I’m not waiting 40 minutes for anything, unless it’s for the bacon cheese fries from the Shake Shack at LaGuardia, in which case – yes, I will miss my flight. —Stephen Colbert    

In other news, Barack Obama shared his yearly summer playlist, which includes Beyoncé’s Texas Hold ’Em, Billie Eilish’s Chihiro and Charli xcx’s 365 – a song which, as I have been informed by my staff, is about doing cocaine. Obama also included the classic No Diggity by Blackstreet featuring Dr Dre and Queen Pen. Very fitting, because you’ll remember, under his administration, this country had historically low rates of Diggity. —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”