he has been conducting all official business wearing floaties (You'll melt your face off, kid!)

"President Bush will not concede that global warming may have something to do with this crazy weather though he has been conducting all official business wearing floaties." –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Bush celebrated Cinco de Mayo a day early today. He would normally do it tomorrow, but Friday is his day off." --Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”