Grab him by the mushroom, Stormy! (I’d like to submit into evidence this baby Bella mushroom)

In less than 24 hours, Donald Trump had not one but three judges rule against him in three different cases. In Georgia, a judge rejected Trump’s claim that calling election officials to overturn the results was protected by free speech. In Florida, a judge Trump appointed denied his argument that he was authorized to take classified documents to Mar-a-Lago as president. And in New York, a judge rejected his attempt to delay the Stormy Daniels hush-money case. The judge ruled hush money paid to an adult film star is not related to a president’s official acts. I’m pretty sure, and I’m not a historian, that that’s the first time a judge has had to say that. I feel like we all want to see him taken down by the porn star one, right? Grab him by the mushroom, Stormy! —Jimmy Kimmel

Former President Donald Trump has suffered setbacks in court the last few days, including a ruling against him on Thursday in his classified documents case. I’m changing up the “April showers” adage: Because from now on, it’s April trials bring me smiles. —Stephen Colbert

Starting April 15, we get to see Donald Trump having to see Stormy Daniels testify about having to see Donald Trump naked. [imitating lawyer] Your honor, for reasons that will be all too apparent during her testimony, I’d like to submit into evidence this baby Bella mushroom. — Stephen Colbert

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