seen here watching a single mother sell her blood for diaper money (held together by strings)

Mitch McConnell, seen here after rearranging a blind woman’s furniture, gave a moving speech on the senate floor announcing his retirement, which honestly made me start to admire Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a single mother sell her blood for diaper money. —Colin Jost

President Biden went to Walter Reed Medical Center for his annual physical. Doctors said Biden was fit as a fiddle in that he’s old-timey and held together by strings. —Colin Jost

A new trend among parents is to choose baby names that sound cool as TikTok handles. Great news for little baby Trick Shot Covid Hoax. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”