The Supreme Court scheduled arguments for the week of 22 April and said proceedings in the trial court would remain frozen until then. That makes it a total of 19 weeks of delays. These proceedings have been frozen for so long, they legally count as children in Alabama. —Stephen Colbert
The decision comes after an appeals court ruled unanimously against Trump’s claim that presidents have total immunity from prosecution, including if they ordered the assassination of a political rival. Though arguments will be heard in April, decisions would not be released until June, which would push the trial to late September or October, in the heart of the election. That’s terrible news for democracy, but fantastic news for television. All of the plotlines will come together at once for the thrilling conclusion of … America. —Stephen Colbert
“Yesterday, President Biden had his annual physical exam, and good news: He’s alive! Jon Stewart, you owe me five bucks! Pay up!” —Stephen Colbert
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