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“We also got a list of all the medications Joe Biden takes for allergies, blood pressure and heartburn. They’re all pretty common — Eliquis, Crestor, Dymista, Allegra, Pepcid, and Nexium. Thanks, Joe! I believe that’s every one of our sponsors.” —Stephen Colbert

“When asked about his mental state, the doctor said, ‘The president is in healthy physical condition.’” — Jimmy Fallon

A New York court rejected Donald Trump’s request to extend the payment period for his civil fraud penalty; as of now, he must either pay $454m or present a cash bond within 30 days. A lot of batshit stuff will happen in this election, so I think it’s OK for us to just take a second and enjoy the sentence ‘Trump doesn’t have the money.’ Trump will probably have to sell off property to raise the money. I guess that means we should look forward to seeing his private jet joining the Spirit Airlines fleet. If you upgrade to Comfort Plus, you get exclusive access to the gold toilet. —Seth Meyers

“This is what happens when we let an extra from ‘Home Alone 2’ pick three Supreme Court justices.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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