Their entire ideology is faceplanting in front of the entire world (Power Bottom)

In some great economic news for President Biden, U.S. Oil production hit an all-time high this week, and the economy added a surprisingly robust 350,000 jobs. Or as Fox News reported it, are migrants turning your kids trans? —Colin Jost

Campaign finance records show in the last six months, the Super Pacs behind Donald Trump spent $50 million on legal fees, and that’s with the cheapest worst lawyers on the planet. Can you imagine spending $50 million on the people who just lost you $83 million? Trump’s lawyer did such a bad job I thought her actual name was overruled sit down. —Colin Jost

The FCC is preparing to criminalize unsolicited robocalls that use AI to impersonate politicians. You can still impersonate Ted Cruz by shaving a sloth’s face. —Colin Jost

A family in Michigan whose duck lost its mate placed a personal ad online to find the bird a new partner, and in a loving act of understanding, they even specified, Power Bottom. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”