I’m not sure what’s scarier (the sketch artists are running out of orange pastels)

Former President Donald Trump attended a court hearing in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday. Trump spends so much time in court, the sketch artists are running out of orange pastels. —Jimmy Kimmel

“A man in Portland recently found a working iPhone along the side of a road that is believed to have been onboard the Alaskan Airlines plane that had a door plug blow off mid-flight. And, honestly, I’m not sure what’s scarier: having the door blow off your plane, or losing your phone.” —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”