suddenly it’s illegal to teach kids in Florida public schools about their own governor (Affordable Leech Act)

New speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, has expressed some scary anti-gay positions. The Republican from Louisiana once said that gay marriage was a “dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy”. Johnson’s wife Kelly runs Onward Christian Counseling Services, which offensively and outrageously equates being gay with bestiality. Evidently, Kelly believes it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and don’t get her started on Turner and Hooch. The counseling service separates people into five types: melancholy, choleric, sanguine, supine and phlegmatic. Those are some 13th-century beliefs! Which explains speaker Johnson’s plan to replace Obamacare with the Affordable Leech Act. —Stephen Colbert

“But it does seem that Ron DeSantis may be wearing heels. I tell you what, throw in a tube of lipstick, and suddenly it’s illegal to teach kids in Florida public schools about their own governor.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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