Remember the stories he used to tell us about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? (It's just that exciting, ladies and gentlemen)

"During the World Cup, Uruguay is playing Italy and one of their

players bites an Italian player. How many of you folks have ever

been bitten by a Uruguayan?" –David Letterman

"I am excited about the World Cup and the U.S. soccer team. But I will admit there are nuances to the game that are lost on me. For example, the United States has won one game, tied one game. They play Germany, and if they tie Germany 0-0, they advance to the finals. It's just that exciting, ladies and gentlemen." –David Letterman

"Dick "Kaboom" Cheney is publishing his memoirs. Cheney is a wonderful fiction writer. Remember the stories he used to tell us about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?" –David Letterman

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