Watching it in reruns is like watching paint dry through a PowerPoint presentation (A scientist? Ew, gross. I’d rather meet Eric)

“That’s right. Trump has never heard of the guy in charge of finding a vaccine. And you know what? To be honest, part of me is not surprised. [imitating Trump aide] ‘Sir, would you like to meet the scientist who is in charge of finding a vaccine?” [imitating Trump] A scientist? Ew, gross. I’d rather meet Eric.’” — Trevor Noah

“I don’t understand how Trump has never heard of the person in charge of finding the vaccine to the disease that has shut down the entire world — and don’t tell me it’s because he’s too busy. I mean, this is the same man — the same man who says he’s been watching every nightly news show plus CNN, MSNBC in the morning, Fox News on weekend afternoons, and even reruns of baseball. Reruns! Let me tell you something: If you have time to watch reruns of baseball, you have time for anything. Baseball is boring when it’s happening. Watching it in reruns is like watching paint dry through a PowerPoint presentation.” — Trevor Noah

Michael Cohen told Congress that President Trump is a racist, a conman and a cheat. Which would have been big news if it wasn't also the slogan for Trump's 2020 campaign. “Racist, Conman, Cheat.” --Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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