That’s like frisking Mother Theresa on her way out of the orphanage (Heaven seems nice. Don’t you want to meet Jesus?)

“Now, every American is grateful for all of our heroic medical workers, and we want to make sure they get all the supplies they need. All of us want that. Well, except for this one guy. (cutting to a video of Trump wondering if masks were disappearing “out the back door”.) Really? Accusing medical workers of stealing masks? That’s like frisking Mother Theresa on her way out of the orphanage.” —Stephen Colbert

“I think it’s Wednesday. It’s hard to tell, because every day feels like you’re being humped.” —Stephen Colbert

The last nine years republicans have been trying to repeal Obamacare, their replacement has been “Heaven seems nice. Don’t you want to meet Jesus?” --Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”